A Message From BOA Chemical

A message from the innovating geniuses at BOA Chemical.
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6/18/25

Your home is your sanctuary. Don’t let ants move in rent-free!

At Boa Chemical, we care about solving everyday problems for everyday people. Our engineers have developed a proprietary formula, combining boric acid and diatomaceous earth, to rid your property of ants—permanently! Introducing ExterminANT.

Did you know that ants communicate by smell? Using their super-sensitive antennae, ants can detect messages from other members of their colony. They share these messages by releasing pheromones, a chemical they use to alert other ants to danger, food, and more.

With our innovative techniques and state-of-the-art technology, Boa Chemical engineers have isolated the particular pheromone used by over 1,000 ant species in North America. ExterminANT takes advantage of this smell-oriented warning system to draw ants out of their hiding places and attract them to our revolutionary pesticide.

Using ExterminANT is as easy as 1-2-3:

  1. Spread the powder around the perimeter of your home or business.
  2. Watch as ants react to the pheromone and swarm to it.
  3. The ants will ingest the powder and die within 24 hours.

Best of all, ExterminANT is completely eco-friendly! In small amounts, boric acid is non-toxic to children and pets, so sprinkle as much as you need. Only ants will react to the pheromone. It’s safe, targeted, and effective. Never let ants ruin your backyard picnic plans again. Reclaim your space, inside and out.

Buy online or at your local hardware store. Questions or comments? Contact us today!

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Web FAQ

  1. I put down some ExterminANT and now they’re swarming, what do I do?

This is perfectly normal—it just means that ExterminANT is working! Once the pheromone is released into the air, ants will spill out of every nook and cranny to get to it. That’s why ExterminANT is more effective than any other brand of pesticide on the market. There has never been a more complete ant control solution.

  1. Can I put ExterminANT in my garden?

Absolutely! ExterminANT is environmentally safe. In fact, the diatomaceous earth can eliminate other common garden pests as well. It works by absorbing the oils from the cuticles of insects’ exoskeletons, quickly dehydrating them. The tiny, abrasive edges of the diatomaceous earth cut through these protective layers and speed up the process.

  1. How many times will I need to spread ExterminANT?

JUST ONCE. With only one application of ExterminANT, every ant in every tiny crack within a 100 ft. radius will march to their death. We’re so confident about our product that we’re not afraid of putting ourselves out of business.

  1. It worked! But what should I do with all of these dead ants?

First, do a little victory dance. Your kitchen will never be raided again! If you have a compost pile, the dead ants make great fertilizer. Otherwise, they are not considered a biohazard and can be tossed out with the rest of your garbage.

  1. I accidentally inhaled some ExterminANT. Will I be ok?

Diatomaceous earth can cause lung damage when breathed in. Contact your local poison control center immediately. Do not use ExterminANT if you are pregnant or breastfeeding. Long-term exposure to ExterminANT may cause certain types of cancer. Ingesting ExterminANT may result in side effects such as dizziness, abdominal pain, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, memory loss, blurred vision, rashes, hallucinations, blood clots, vivid nightmares, and loss of smell.

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Press Release
10/6/25

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Join the extermination revolution! ExterminANT has disrupted the multi-billion dollar pesticide industry. People across America are experiencing ant-free living and can’t stop raving about this amazing product.
See what satisfied customers are saying about ExterminANT:

“This is the best investment I’ve ever made in my property. Within 48 hours, the ants were gone, and three months later I still haven’t seen a single one.”

“I can’t believe how quickly this worked! Now I don’t have to worry about every single spill and crumb.”

“Finally, we can enjoy our backyard again!”

Residential consumers aren’t the only ones reaping the rewards of this game-changing ant-pocalypse.

The USDA estimates that upwards of 95% of all commercial farms have started using ExterminANT to remove ant populations from their fields. Cash crop production is at a record high.

Now, we’re excited to announce that we’re going global! Boa Chemical is expanding our operations to major markets throughout the world, providing relief from unwelcome pests everywhere. Welcome to the next chapter of ultimate pest control.

Questions or concerns? See answers to commonly asked questions on our website.

Web FAQ
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  1. Since using ExterminANT, I’ve been seeing more cockroaches. Is this related?

Yes. Ants are some of roach-kind’s most fearsome predators, so with lowered ant populations there is naturally going to be a bit of an imbalance. Luckily, Boa Chemical manufactures a full line of insecticides shown to be effective against cockroaches, spiders, ticks, and more. Check out our full product list today!

  1. I’ve been noticing more dead animals around my house, is ExterminANT harming them?

No, ExterminANT is completely non-toxic to larger animals. However, many native woodpeckers and other species survive by eating ants and their larvae. Since ExterminANT is so effective at eliminating your ant problems, your local critters may be having a hard time finding an alternative source of food. Don’t worry—they’ll just have to find their ants elsewhere.

  1. Why is my yard starting to stink?

Check your yard for dead animals. Since ants act as decomposers, feeding on organic matter to break it down, it may take longer for these bodies to decay. Boa Chemical produces powerful concentrated lye solutions that will dissolve any animal tissue. Simply pour the liquefied remains down the drain. Visit our online store for more great resources!

  1. My grass looks brown. Does ExterminANT kill plants?

Absolutely not! ExterminANT is designed to eliminate ants with precision and accuracy, and nothing else. Our engineers work around the clock testing our products to maintain rigorous safety standards. However, ant colonies turn and aerate the soil, and now that they’re gone, your lawn may be a little compacted. We recommend hiring a trusted local landscaping company to manually aerate your lawn, or rent a lawn core aerator from one of our corporate sponsors.

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Television/OTT/CTV Commercial Script
2/12/26

It’s the season of love, and this Valentine’s Day, we at Boa Chemical want to give back to the communities that have supported our vision since day one. 

It all started with a simple dream: to make the world a better place. Our founder A.A. Boa believed in the power of science to solve human problems, and for more than a century, we have worked tirelessly to bring that dream to fruition. 

We believe in the power of human ingenuity, and we believe in the power of the Earth to heal itself. Our products work exactly as intended, and the planet will do the rest. Sustainability is as important to us as it is to you, and as we face this crisis together, Boa Chemical is committed to donating 5% of our profits to combat the food shortage. 

Real Problems. Real Solutions. Together, we can make a difference.

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Web FAQ
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  1. Are the ants ever going to come back?

Our scientists are working closely with the leading myrmecologists in the field to find a way to reintroduce native ant species to their natural habitats. It’s a testament to the quality of Boa Chemical products that we have been able to so successfully deliver on our promise to you. Our promise was to eliminate ants permanently. That’s what we did. Why are we catching heat now for doing exactly what we said we were going to do? Look, you wanted the ants gone, we produced a 100% effective ant killer, you purchased it, you used it, and it worked as advertised. We don’t see the problem. We’re sorry we did our jobs really, really well. Did we anticipate every household in every city in every developed country would use it? NO, but that’s the cost of doing business when you innovate.

You can’t possibly blame us for the fact that some people have resorted to eating their pets. That’s horrible, and the responsibility rests squarely on the shoulders of those dog-eating maniacs. If you want to blame anyone, blame the farmers for driving the price of food sky-high. Yes, we know that most of the crops were destroyed after the soil hardened and other insects swarmed like a Biblical plague without the ants to keep them in check, but isn’t that more directly the soil’s fault? And the insects’? ExterminANT didn’t actually kill the plants last time we checked. Take a good hard look at yourself before you start pointing fingers.

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Press Release
7/22/26

Our core values at Boa Chemical hinge on quality, passion, and above all, integrity. We deeply regret the tone of recent social media posts. We did not intend to imply that our customers deserve to live in a barren hellscape devoid of plant and animal life. Please accept our heartfelt apology. We’re under a lot of pressure. 

With recent EPA fines and penalties, as well as a transnational class-action lawsuit, we have been forced to file Chapter 11 bankruptcy. It is our sincerest belief that once we are able to repair the damage to the food chain, we will be able to restructure our business and return to delivering the finest products that science has to offer to our customers. We will continue to learn from our mistakes as we move forward.

In the meantime, our scientists have been hard at work developing a new lab-grown meat. Coming soon!

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Radio
9/09/26

Is anyone out there listening? The mobs have been attacking our warehouses and distribution centers. A few of us managed to hide out at corporate, but there’s nothing left for us in here. It sounds like they’re still outside waiting for us. We won’t last in here much longer. Please send help. We’re sorry. We’re so sorry.


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