Ships to any location on Earth (or other planets in the local cluster)
A sponsored product for Nile Prime members
Recommended by its president to
“Make great inroads into new markets”
He opened new portals
To guarantee two-day shipping.
His five-star review glows… eerily.
Customers worry initially at its pungent odor
The leathery, skin-like cover
But their updated reviews uniformly show
A sweeping change of heart.
Gold banner, New York Times Bestseller
Every demon’s favorite book to curl up with
Like an aperitif, preparing, stimulating
For the influx of humans