We are the Kazoo Crew. We’re special friends. We like to sing, dance, pretend, and have fun fun fun fun fun fun fun.
We run from the dread hamsters of rejection and embrace glorius San Ardilla. We are Millennial trash, the bookish loner weirdos you hated in high school, transformed by time and trauma into violently and intentionally uncool adults. We show up intoxicated, spend more time making excuses than writing, and we are not ashamed.
Don’t run, jump, or dance while playing the kazoo.
Never run out of your favorite hot drink, or forget that you’re part of the most kickass community (probably) in indie publishing!
.: Black ceramic
.: 15 oz (0.44 l)
.: Rounded corners
.: Good vibes
.: Cute evil hamster
.: Helps feed starving writers